方疏桐

中国人的精神5.13

方疏桐

1.— What is the chief end of man?

The chief end of man is to glorify the British Empire.

2.—Do you believe in God?

Yes, when I go to Church.

3.— What do you believe in when you are not in Church?

4.—What is justification by faith?

To believe in everyone for himself.

5.—What is justification by works?

Put money in your pocket.

6.—What is Heaven?

Heaven means to be able to live in Bubbling Well Roa*and drive in victorias.

7.—What is Hell?

Hell means to be unsuccessful.

8.—What is a state of human perfectibility?

Sir Robert Hart' s Custom Service in China.

9.—What is blasphemy?

To say that Sir Robert Hart is not a great man of genius.

10.—What is the most heinous sin?

To obstruct British trade.

11.—For what purpose did God create the four hundred million Chinese?


For the British to trade upon.

12.—What form of prayer do you use when you pray?

We thank Thee, O Lord, that we are not as the wicked Russians and brutal Germans are, who want to partition China.

13.—Who is the great Apostle of the Anglo—Saxon Ideals in China.

Dr.Morrison, the Times Correspondent in Peking.


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