贡丸少爷

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贡丸少爷

1.傻瓜创造了世界,聪明人不得不生活于其中。

The world has been made by fools that wise men should live in it.

2.世上只有两类悲剧,有些人总是不能遂愿,而有些人总是心想事成。

In this world there are only two tragedies.One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.

3.男人因厌烦而结婚,女人因好奇,他们都会感到失望。

Men marry because they are tired;women because they are curious;both are disappointed.

4.已婚者的快乐来源于那些单身汉。

The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.

5.20年的浪漫使一个女人变成一堆废墟,20年的婚姻使一个女人变成一座公共建筑。

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin;but twenty years of marriage make her look like a public building.

5.一个女人再婚,是因为她憎恶她的前夫;一个男人再婚,则是因为他爱着他的前妻。

When a woman marries again,it is because she detested her first husband.When a man marries again,it is because he adored his first wife.

6.男人会老,但他们从来不会学好。

Men become old,but they never become good.

7.男人的进化很缓慢,男人的不公正却是显而易见。

The evolution of man is slow.The injustice ot man is great.

8.对富有的单身汉必须客以重税,让某些男人更快乐是不公平的。

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed.It is not fair that some men should be happier than others

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    我们都生活在阴沟里,但仍有人仰望星空。

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